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"Wickedly entertaining....a sure-firecid-tongued winner."
Publishers Weekly

"[A] laugh-out-loud nasty tale of international intrigue."
Kirkus Reviews

"You couldn't snuggle under the duvet with anything more disreputable and delightful."
Spectator

A cult classic in the United Kingdom since its first publication there in the 1970s, Don't Point That Thing at Me is the first of a series of hilarious and dark-humored crime thrillers featuring the Honorable Charlie Mortdecai: degenerate aristocratmoral art dealer, seasoned epicurean, unwilling assassinnd acknowledged coward.

With his thuggish manservant incomparably named Jock Strapp, Mortdecai endures all manner of nastiness involving stolen paintings vintage Rolls Royce, secret police whirlwind trip to the United States dead clientnd a ravishing and wealthy young widowall to make a dishonest living. He's not one to pass up a drinknd he prides himself on being stylishly dressed for whatever occasion may present itself, no matter how debauched. Don't miss this brilliant mixture of comedy, crimend suspense.

Kyril Bonfiglioli (1928-1985) was an art dealerccomplished fencer fair shot with most weaponsnd a serial marrier of beautiful women. He claimed to be "abstemious in all things except drink, food, tobaccond talking" and "loved and respected by all who knew him slightly."

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Simon Prebble British born performer, is a stage and television actor and veteran narrator of some three hundred audiobook titles. As one of AudioFile's "Golden Voices," he has received over twenty Earphones Awards. He lives in New York.